Doomsday Specialist wants world to be communal
Maverick fortune-teller and chronic alcoholic Baba Farzi topi has sent virtual tremors along the political world by claiming that religious communalism is actually good for the world and political parties endorsing such views are actually ahead of its time. He had just had his fifth of vodka when he got a vision of the future where the civilisational breakdown had a temporary sobering effect on him. Once back in this realm, Baba Farzi hurriedly started his world famous permutating combinations and reached the conclusion that the absence of religious fundamentalism in 2050 AD was its root cause. "Hardcore football fans, especially the Manchester United affiliated Red Army is the single largest terror organisation in the future." said the baba. He further explains that given our inherent urge to be social, Man organises himself into various groups which later evolve into "cradles of fundamentalism" causing us to hate other groups. In the absence of religious bigotry...